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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: Mimi kuua yo mama
You: ?
Stranger: ryder...
You: Orly?
Stranger: yaap
You: WoW. Thats amazing.
Stranger: you?
You: Malik.
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah.
You: I only have one arm you know. So, if I type slow, please forgive me.
Stranger: oh its ok...what happened?
You: It got cut off.. in an accident.
You: It was paintful.
Stranger: ouch...
You: Yeah.
Stranger: car accident?
You: No.
Stranger: what kind?
You: We were supposed to be going into the tunnel to do some work, but then.. a wall collapsed..
Stranger: ouch...that sucks
You: And the Templars.. they got to me..
Stranger: what?
You: Becasue my brother and Altair and I were seperated.
You: But i got a promotion, even with one arm.
You: And Altair had to restart his training because hes a selfish bastard.
Stranger: what line of work?
You: Um.. lets say my job is for the better of society.
Stranger: ...ok
You: Yep.
You: It dangerous, but it all works out in the end usually.
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah.
You: So, where you from?
Stranger: texas
You: Oh. Thats in America, RIght?
Stranger: yaap
You: Oh. Thats pretty cool.
Stranger: uh huh...you?
You: Oh. I live in Jerusalem now.
Stranger: wow cool
You: Yeah. Its pretty damn hot though.
Stranger: haha
You: Yeah. Its pretty nice most of the time though, except when Altair comes around and has to come and get orders for his job. He bugs the shit out of me. If not for him I would still have my arm, and my brother would be alive. Ugh.
Stranger: wow that sucks
You: Yeah. Hes a selfish bastard. Not to mention he also got some random old guy we hardly knew killed too.
Stranger: geeze...
You: Yeah. But we all know that AL Mulim favors him because hes got "Special Talent" blah blah blah. Special Talent my Ass.
Stranger: wow...
You: Yeah. So even though he failed our mission, killed two people, got my arm cut off, and is a selfish idiot, he is still getting a chance to get to the top of his class again. My god. If thats not special treatment I don't know what is.
Stranger: wow...life is unfair aint it...
You: Yeah. I suppose....
Stranger: well i got to go...
You: Okay. Saftey and Peace my friend.
Stranger: well to you too! bye!
Well, I tend to screw around on Omegle everyonce and a whle when I get bored, so I decided to screw with people.

And clearly- this Texan has no idea about Video gaming.

I know its not really all that funny, but It was an amsuing waste of my time, and I wanted to save it somewhere lol.
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